Big Brother

Big Brother (action)
Cast: Sunny Deol, Priyanka Chopra
Direction: Guddu Dhanoa

He started yelling almost two decades ago. And believe it or not, he's still screaming his lungs out. Howzatt! Is Sunny Deol trapped in a time warp?

Can't he see that Bollywood is a whole new ball game in Circa 21? Does he still think he can pummel his way through the box office and the neo wave viewer will still suffer his red-eyed 'E-e-e-youuu' (read howl)? Kahaani?

All you behenjis out there, take heart. Because Big Brother is there to box them on their ears all those rapists, eve-teasers, bride burners. And in case the punches don't work, he will throw acid on them or fling them off high-rises.

That's his two-minute justice in a tumultuous world, where his behenjis are always being molested by the big mooch goondas.

Gawd! Grow up Sunny paa-ji. The sisterhood doesn't need you now and action has donned a new definition in apna Bollywood. Sheer brawn is simply boring. And if it spills over in the guise of a new age Gandhi (that's what he calls himself), horrors!