Dhoom II

Dhoom 1: Come on little brother I expected you to upstage me. Learn from me an' grow.

Dhoom 2: I tried 'reel' hard, but Bollywood finally got to me. People were talking more about how my actors looked and their fashion statement and lip-locks that the director forgot about the movie.

D1: I heard a similar sob-story from Don2, oh brother the times have changed.

D2: But my stunts were great, weren't they, the robots, the paratrooping, sand-boarding, rollerblading, jet-skiing... come-on I'm sure that made you jealous.

D1: It did a bit, but then when the actors started talking, especially Aish, I figured it wasn't going to be Dhoom-2, but 'doom, too' :)

D2: But look at the money I'm making, much more than you ever did, Ha!

D1: It's all the US/UK teeny-boppers spending $10 to see Hrithik take off his shirt and Bips shed her Sarong, that's all.

D2: That's all, big-bro, that's what movie making is all about these days. When you have only 1 long weekend to recover the producers investment then that's all that is needed. Which was the last movie to make Silver Jubilee, do you even remember.

D1: Tell that to RGV and ensure he has Basanti doing an item number in thongs. Sholay-1 will wonder why he slogged for 500+ weeks.

D2: But the music was good wasn't it.

D1: Sure, that is the only area where you came close :) I did buy your CD, but don't think will ever buy the DVD.

D2: Come on what, about Bips and Aish items and Hrithik dramatics.

D1: In that case gift me a DVD with all dialogues on mute.

D2: HA HA, it's not funny

It is hrithik all the way, abhi is a let down, Bips looking great as ever, Aish if fine when lip-locked and not talking, ALI save the day.

 

Plus Points: Antics, songs, Bips bikini, Hrithik looks

 

Minus Points: Dhoom 2, the movie