Family

The first email this morning was from my cousin informing me that our youngest cousin had met with an accident in India. I call up home right away and query about the incident, they assure me that he's fine with a few minor injuries. I'm relieved. I put the phone down and walk over to my boss's office for another round of marao-ing. [Hinglish: Royal Asskicking]

But ofcourse, if I was a certain hero from a movie called Family, I would have collected all my staff, friends and anyone I could get my hands on, on my way home from office. The team would consist of an egghead from [Identity of egghead's country censored], my ultra thin bodied systems engineer from Vietnam, my forever goofing off assistant systems engineer from Puerto Rico, my Chinese accountant who seems to have spent half his life driving around to reach his destination, my hot American receptionist (we always need one), and a few others covering most of the countries that I am aware of.

Next we all gather at my place, and plan on the "many" ways to travel to India and find the "Gangsta" who committed the horrendous crime of getting my cousin into the accident. Or perhaps get the "Gangsta" to come to Orange County, California. If there is no "Gangsta" then we will create one. Next we will find the Gangsta's family in Orange County or Los Angeles County or San Bernadino County or whatever fucking county exists in California and kidnap them. The Gangsta will fly to America which will most definitely lead to a fight (thank God for my East Europeon friends and those from the Bronx) and in the end Gangsta will be repent and say sorry. Ofcourse this all is based on the assumption that none in my team (including me) is gonna shit in their points at any point of time during the so-called fight with the Gangsta.

Family by the - I'm losing my sheen - Rajkumar Santoshi seems to tell you that you can have orgasms by simply looking at your private parts and telling it to have an orgasm. No I'm serious. How else could you explain the team of Santoshi, Shridhar Raghavan (writer) and Keshu (producer) dishing out a 80s/90s story, style and execution for the audience in 2006. If they were expecting we should lap it all up, then I've been trying to...the last 6 hours have been spent looking and blowing hot air on my dick in hopes I can have my first ejaculation without any touching. But it's getting me nowhere and I've lost all hope. Ditto Santoshi's Family. There is no hope there either.

..............DesiTrain

 

 

Plus Points: none

 

Minus Points: everything