Tashan

After dekho-ing Tashan,(chances are),you will be phodo-ing your sar. you will be soch-ing why yashraj films is baanao-ing such faaltu movies with no kahani in it. 
Treat the above line as the after effect of tashan.This is exactly how Anil kapoor mouths his weird lines in the movie. And every time he appears on screen, you want to kill him and yourself. I bet if there would have been a high rising balcony in the theatre many people would have done that. He is irritating to the core. Mr kapoor, if you thought this was tashan, then you were seriously mistaken. 
Saif is the sidekick,(sad but yes).Akshay is cut out for such roles.but he is seen doing those unbelievable stunts which look straight out of online games. 
Story-man what's that!!, this film doesnt have any. 
There are only two things that make this otherwise faaltu movie slighlty bearable.First, its Bebo(kareena) who looks stunninng,(but i think she needs to have atleast some weight.;)lol,.The chaliya song is sizzling.and bebo rocks!!.Other than kareena, its the excellent leh-ladakh locations which provide for a crystal clear eye-soothing backdrop. In short this is the jhoom barabar jhoom(JBJ) of 2008. Atleast JBJ had amazing music. But Tashan scores low on music front too. 
All Style and no substance.Avoid!!